Detractors of Paul the Octopus - Spain v. Germany
The Anwer is an ABSOLUTE NO! That means Germany will be the winner.
Who should you believe? The sassy Octopussy Paul or our rock steady Crystal Ball X?
Tough call, eh?
Anyway, to be sure, we also consulted the Magic 8 Ball with as follows: -
This is what the Magic 8 Ball says: -
Lady Magic seems to think Lady X is right. Her response was "Outlook Not So Good"!
Needless to say, we lost.
Spain defeated Germany 1-0 to reach their initial ever World Cup final as well as although even German physical education instructor Jogi Loew admitted which his opponents simply outmatched them, we have been left to contemplate which one subject we keep coming behind to: what if it continued?
97' -- Gerard Pique spontaneously starts to bleed from a head similar to a prohibited cheese fountain. He personally hopes they spritz him in a face with a magic mist again since it tastes similar to kisses.
101' -- Lukas Podolski finds it formidable to focus upon a match as a Lukas Podolski song dominates his thoughts. He panics as well as fears he might be having an aneurysm.
108' -- Still seething over Pedro's rapacity which price him a great possibility upon idea earlier, Fernando Torres reminds himself to throw a piece of bread during his head later. He strongly considers buttering it first.
111' -- David Villa scores a fantastic idea even yet he was substituted in a 81st minute.
115' -- Michael Ballack watches behind during home, introspective how he will get a captain's armband behind from Philipp Lahm. He's not just certain how his devise will come together, but he knows it will involve a sleeping Lahm, Nutella, as well as an iPad. The iPad is for hitting.
122' -- Lu, Lu, Lu, Lukas Podolski...
127' -- As a usually member of Spain's starting XI which doesn't fool around for possibly Real Madrid or Barcelona, Joan Capdevila decides to start his own tip society which nothing of a alternative starters can join. He quickly attempts to practice a tip handshake upon himself before realizing how strange we look when perplexing to shake up your own hand.
130' -- Philipp Lahm plots how he will keep a captain's armband once Ballack is full of health again. He's not just certain how his devise will ! come tog ether, but he knows it will involve indicating out how most better a team plays but a logging midfielder as well as anticipating everybody isn't stupid.
134' -- Jogi Loew roughly passes out from a powerful stink of his unsanitary sweater.
139' -- Sergi Busquets dives just since it's a robe right away as well as they do not have a nicotine resin for diving.
143' -- Paul a octopus descends from a heavens as well as declares Spain a winners. He tells everybody to "talk to a tentacle" since that's his catchphrase now, even yet he realizes it's kind of lame. He afterwards asks Mesut Ozil to stop seeking during him since his eyes have been unequivocally freaking him out. He also touches Sergio Ramos' hair. And afterwards Paul leaves. Probably heading for a celebration during Didddy's house.
And guess, many simply refused to believe such a fine machine like Germany actually lose to a loser looking Spain!
We all forgot the ball is round, it can turn to either side.
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